Mar 29, 2021Indecent ExposureI was riding around with my brother on one of those humid, St. Louis summer nights, the kind of night you can only really have in your hometown, the kind of night that can only really happen in a summer during high school or college, when you have nothing to…Dairy3 min readDairy3 min read
Mar 1, 2021Dibs!When it snows in Chicago, the plows come out quickly and do their jobs well; the city gets an average of 36 inches per year, so the salt truck and plow drivers are rarely caught unprepared. …Chicago4 min readChicago4 min read
Feb 22, 2021Improvised RightsThe wind was wicked on the open sea; it whipped waves as high as 30 feet. In the middle of the storm was The Freedom, a small yacht that had begun its life closer to a kayak. Through the years, its owner, Jack, had built it, reinforced it, enlarged it…11 min read11 min read
Feb 12, 2021The LeadersDarkness fell fast across the wide, white-specked field. Nighttime was always cause for relief there, but on New Year’s Eve, it was cause for celebration. The fading sunlight meant the fire could be lit and the party could begin in the small wooden cabin. In front of the fire, John…5 min read5 min read
Feb 8, 2021Collective DangerThe more I see of national politics, the more this Tweet resonates with me: I’ve also long found humor in Godwin’s Law, which states that, “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 100 percent.” …Nazi Germany6 min readNazi Germany6 min read
Jan 31, 2021A Brief History of Conspiracy TheoriesMy brother and I were talking recently about, I guess, Q-Anon, which is, I guess, some sort of online group who believe that Hollywood stars are pizzeria-owning child molesters, and so are all Democrats, and that Donald Trump was sent from God or the Magic Spaghetti Monster to stop them. …Conspiracy Theories5 min readConspiracy Theories5 min read
Jan 25, 2021Everything You Wanted to Know about Blood ClotsIn layman’s terms, my mom died of a blood clot, but there’s much more to it than that — and you need to know about it. First of all, the ability of our blood to clot is both natural and crucial. If our blood didn’t clot, we’d bleed to death…Blood Clot7 min readBlood Clot7 min read
Jan 19, 2021The Other Side of the Deadspin SagaIn the 1960’s, baseball stadiums were built so they could also be football stadiums. Many of them, from Atlanta to Philadelphia to Cincinnati to Pittsburgh, turned out to be generic, spherical bowls, devoid of personality. Busch Stadium II in St. Louis outlasted them all. By the time I was growing…Deadspin12 min readDeadspin12 min read
Jan 15, 2021Society vs. DemocracySince the invasion of the capitol the other day, I’ve heard a lot of doom and gloom on podcasts and social media about the “end of “our” democracy.” That’s not a typo; I put quotation marks around both the whole phrase and the word our. I’ll explain. It’s not our…Democracy3 min readDemocracy3 min read
Jan 11, 2021Death, Taxes—and Confirmation BiasI recently read David Foster Wallace’s The Pale King. It is, primarily, the story of an IRS employee in Peoria, IL. I’ll let him take it from there: “As many people here remember, in 1977, during high inflation, high deficits, and my second enrollment at DePaul, there was a state…Taxes6 min readTaxes6 min read